Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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