people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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