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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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