At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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