beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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