I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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