Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
