New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
You don't make any sense
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