if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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