O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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