I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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