we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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