My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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