i just google imaged poop.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
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