Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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