Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
