grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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