Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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