I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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