NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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