Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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