Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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