just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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