The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
