What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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