i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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