im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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