I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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