like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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