found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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