Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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