it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
At least life still wants to fuck me.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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