We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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