and i looked up. we had an audience...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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