Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
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