Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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