fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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