I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize
