I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
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