Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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