I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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