So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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