there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Randomize
