never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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