And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
We just shotgunned beers for America
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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