Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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