You're my little dorito
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
