Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
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