We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Randomize
