did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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