i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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