I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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