when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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