it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her๏ปฟ own tits and smiles at you
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
๐๐๐ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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